Frankie: Did we ever teach them the word 'dad'?
Mike:He he he! -Pilot
Sue : Dad said I suck at swimming!
Frankie : Mike!
Mike: And then I bought you a creamcicle -Cheerleader
Mike: Come on, dad! We have crumby food and TV at our house, too
Mike: What happened?
Rusty : Ah you know the economy
Mike: The economy burned down your house?
"How many times do we have to tell you? Mmom has eyes on the back of her head! -The Telling
"There's a job fair in the paper" -Second Act
Sue: Out of all of us, which one is your favorite?
Frankie: So is this the hole that leads to my area?
Mike: No, that hole is your area
Frankie: I still don't get why we need walkies. I've been yelling at you for twenty years!
(marching band plays)
Frankie: Okay! I get it now! -The 100th
I can put a pillow over her head and we meet at a gas station and make the switch then." -The College Tour
"I figured every year could be the Year of Sue" -the Graduation